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Alexa (Cause, like, 'angsty_chick' was taken.....)
10 March 2009 @ 10:55 am
One of my favorite kind of playlists to put together is poppy, fun, getting-ready-for-a-date music. This is what I'm jamming to currently.

1. Womanizer (Main Version) - Britney Spears
2. Wikked Lil' Grrrls - Esthero
3. Sex On Fire - Kings Of Leon
4. Heartbreaker - Pat Benatar
5. Common People - Pulp
6. Bang A Gong (Get It On) - T. Rex
7. Getting Down - The Kills
8. Kiss, Kiss - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
9. Something So Strong - Crowded House
10. Causing A Commotion - Madonna
11. I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me) - Whitney Houston
12. You Really Got Me - The Kinks
13. Ladyfingers - Luscious Jackson
14. How Will I Know - Whitney Houston
15. Addicted To Love - Robert Palmer
16. Mad About You - Belinda Carlisle
17. Two Of Hearts - Stacey Q
18. Do You Wanna Touch Me? - Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
19. Crush - Jennifer Paige
20. Into The Groove - Madonna


Listen now on Rhapsody!
 
 
Current Mood: flirtyflirty
 
 
Alexa (Cause, like, 'angsty_chick' was taken.....)
11 February 2009 @ 12:07 pm
Google "[your name] ____" and pick one entry off the first page of results.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in Google search.

Alexa needs to pee and almost wets her pants. (I actually do need to pee.)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.

Alexa looks like she is starting to thin out. (SWEET.)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.

Alexa says Google is king. (We all bow to the Google.)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.

Alexa wants a gymnastics-theme bedroom. (Kinky.)

Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.

Alexa does the motorboat. (Hell yes I do.)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.

Alexa hates me. (Probably right.)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.

Alexa asks for the flask. (This thing is GOOD.)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search.

Alexa likes to pain. (Really Google? Engrish?)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search.

MOTHERFUCKING TIE:

Alexa eats Angelina's popsicle.

Alexa eats HOEBAGS.

Ahahahaha. Awesome.
 
 
Current Mood: boredbored
 
 
Alexa (Cause, like, 'angsty_chick' was taken.....)
02 January 2009 @ 10:01 pm
Heart heart heart my Rhapsody subscription...right now, because it's allowing me to listen to this song over and over.

 
 
Current Mood: busybusy
Current Music: Barbara Lynn - You'll Lose A Good Thing
 
 
Alexa (Cause, like, 'angsty_chick' was taken.....)
26 June 2008 @ 10:57 am
YES  

What The Hell Happened Last Night?
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What did you drink?
You wake up in the morning next to: roxinator
...who is wearing: nothing at all
...and rolls over to you to say: Do you have any Gmail invites?
...and then: gets up and puts the kettle on
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New - COOL Dating Tips and Romance Advice!

 
 
Current Mood: busybusy
 
 
Alexa (Cause, like, 'angsty_chick' was taken.....)
28 May 2008 @ 03:13 pm
...for livening up my day.

http://gawker.com/393737/cat-ladies-the-new-manbabies
 
 
Current Mood: amusedamused
 
 
 
Alexa (Cause, like, 'angsty_chick' was taken.....)
23 May 2008 @ 10:42 am
I'm sitting here plinking away on Derrick's MacBook. In Mesa, AZ. He has to work today, which sucks, but he gets off at 3. So I will fill the time by shaving my legs, reading, and walking a ways up the road to the Trader Joe's and the Starbucks. Need to root around and find a hoodie, though. It's cold here after it rains. So far, the planned destinations are the Frank Lloyd Wright houses and the huge-ass Whole Foods. We went straight from the airport last night to this venue, Brickhouse, in what passes for Phoenix's warehouse district. The Kills were playing, and it was late enough so that we got in for free, caught our favorite song, and I heard enough of the new album to convince me to get it when I get back. Great night.

Think I'll go walk now. And enjoy being surrounded by mountains when I do.
 
 
Current Mood: sleepysleepy
 
 
Alexa (Cause, like, 'angsty_chick' was taken.....)
15 May 2008 @ 09:28 am
Seven more days until I fly to Phoenix to see mah best bitch!!! And omg, I just read about this brand-new Whole Foods in Scottsdale Chandler.

"The 60,000-square-foot market, which is going up on the southeast corner of the Loop 101 and Ray Road, will offer a tapas and wine bar in its specialty department. Other in-store eateries include an Asian area, Taqueria and Churrascharia, a South American rotisserie style of meats.

In the meat and seafood department, shoppers can sit down and order a burger, fries and beer, Frumkin said. Shoppers will also be able to buy meats and have them cooked to take home.

A tea bar will be in the store's body-care area. And coffee drinkers will be able to buy ground coffee fresh from an onsite coffee roaster."


OMGAVJLJ^QIYJIE%$YLRTK^UJN&. Here's the rest of the article from the Arizona Republic. This thing might very well replace Central Market as my official Mecca.

I know, I know...I'm very speshul.
 
 
Current Mood: excitedexcited
 
 
Alexa (Cause, like, 'angsty_chick' was taken.....)
15 April 2008 @ 09:48 am
I am venting this here, because spilling it to anyone in my office would cause them to think I am insane, which I very well COULD BE, because I am under the influence of my payday treat, a double latte made with Cuban blend from El Rey, and dealing with SO MUCH CHAOS.
/run-on sentence

I need tracking on my accounts, goddammit! I need to KNOW how people are finding their way through the ether of the intarwebs to my clients' sites! And when FTP access is there for the taking, there is NO EARTHLY REASON why they SHOULDN'T have tracking.

::breathe::

Now to unknot my shoulders. Gahhh. Thai today with Alma. Noodles will make it better. They must.
 
 
Current Mood: crazycrazy
 
 
Alexa (Cause, like, 'angsty_chick' was taken.....)
22 February 2008 @ 12:02 pm
Students discover body floating in River Thames.

I'm just amused that the guy quoted in the story is named "Mr. Boddy."
 
 
Current Mood: hungryhungry
 
 
Alexa (Cause, like, 'angsty_chick' was taken.....)
21 February 2008 @ 11:32 am
You goddamn fucktard, do you REALLY think we're going to outbid UHC, BCBS, Aetna, Humana on phrases like "individual health insurance"??? And insisting that the ads run T-Th, 9-5? Call me crazy, but people searching for individual insurance policies just MIGHT be doing a lot of research, oh, say EVENINGS AND WEEKENDS!!

But what do I know, I'm just your goddamn PPC professional.

Annnnnd, I'm spent.
 
 
Current Mood: irritatedirritated
 
 
 
Alexa (Cause, like, 'angsty_chick' was taken.....)
01 February 2008 @ 11:23 am
I hate my reproductive organs. Again. They are paining me, and the sales manager irritated the hell out of me barely 10 minutes into my day. Mark my words, I am going to find myself screaming at someone in the next few days.
 
 
Current Mood: crankycranky
 
 
Alexa (Cause, like, 'angsty_chick' was taken.....)
16 January 2008 @ 01:38 pm
300, with cats.
 
 
Current Mood: amusedamused
 
 
Alexa (Cause, like, 'angsty_chick' was taken.....)
11 January 2008 @ 04:15 pm
God, listening to some of the guys in the office here is making my eyes roll out of my head. Why don't they just jerk off on each others' faces already and get it over with, srsly.
 
 
Current Mood: moodymoody
 
 
Alexa (Cause, like, 'angsty_chick' was taken.....)
11 January 2008 @ 01:38 pm
My iPod is so intuitive!Collapse )
 
 
Current Mood: lethargiclethargic
 
 
Alexa (Cause, like, 'angsty_chick' was taken.....)
11 January 2008 @ 09:32 am
Goddamn, I love being a search marketer. Our new web analytics company is holding a marketing summit and they booked Flight of the Conchords. Who else does that??

LET ME TELL YOU, INTERNETS...WHERE WOULD I BE TODAY WITHOUT YOU??
 
 
Current Mood: crazycrazy
 
 
 
Alexa (Cause, like, 'angsty_chick' was taken.....)
07 January 2008 @ 02:29 pm
Take a look at my break room at work.

Just LOOK at it!!Collapse )

Those are TWINKIES perched on top of that stack! Some of us have New Years' resolutions! Does no one CARE????

*cries*
 
 
Current Mood: groggygroggy
 
 
Alexa (Cause, like, 'angsty_chick' was taken.....)
04 January 2008 @ 02:14 pm
Ugh.  
Feel like ass. Voice is gone. The doctor thinks maybe walking pneumonia.

Somebody bring me kleenex and cough drops nowwwwwww.
 
 
Current Mood: sicksick
 
 
Alexa (Cause, like, 'angsty_chick' was taken.....)
28 December 2007 @ 10:56 am
Gahhhh, wanna cut the uterus OUT. I'm sitting here gritting my teeth and muttering, "I love my period, really. It means no babies. Love it, love it, love it."

Just took half a Vicodin that Jeffrey gave me. Bless him.
 
 
Current Mood: soreAGONY
 
 
Alexa (Cause, like, 'angsty_chick' was taken.....)
27 December 2007 @ 12:28 pm
Sometimes we hates them, but right now, we loves them.

And no comments from the peanut pregnant gallery, either.
 
 
Current Mood: amusedamused
 
 
Alexa (Cause, like, 'angsty_chick' was taken.....)
14 December 2007 @ 11:07 am
OHMYGODWANT.
 
 
Current Mood: sleepysleepy